John Mayer…
Buddy, if you need to poke fun of your own career, you need to take it a little more seriously. I understand being a pop star can be a difficult job, but so is being a rocket scientist. You fool all these people into you. I’m sure if Jimi or Kurt came back and saw the SHIT you’re selling to people, not saying a fucking thing that matters, one of them would (hopefully) beat some sense into you. You’re not fooling me; I know you don’t own Nevermind.
